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1 ) Boy:Jan emon ekta jinish jete 6 inchee lomba tomay ami dile tumi aram peye jothasthane dukiye rakhbe R bolbe aro dao ki jinish seta.Girl:Ja eto lojjar kotha ami bolte parbona.Boy:ki lojja 1000 tkr Note ta tumi kothay lukiye rakhte bolo. . .
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2 ) Sir-R-Student rasta diye hete jaitesilo hotath rastar Majhe Duita dog yea kortesilo.Student-Sir tara ektar opure R ekta othse keno.Sir ektay R ektake Chupe Chupe sahosh dicche.Student apnar meyeke sahosh dile sudhu kanna kore.
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3 ) Preamik:jan az ke khub voyanok akta sopno dekhesi sudhu tumi R ami.Preamike:bolona plz.Preamik:Rate dekhi tumi R ami sara din ghorar garite bose bose puro dhakar shohor ghurlam.Preamika:Tar pore ki korle.Preamik:Sokale ghum theke othe dekhi porone lungee nai . . . .?
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4 ) Ekhon Govir RaT..Ammo Basay Nei.. Ei Sujoge Tumi Ese Amake Kiss Korle.. Ami Badha Dia Rokkha Pelam Na.. Jodi Ammo Basay Thakto Tahole Thappor Dia Mosa ta Mere Felto..
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5 ) Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !
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6 ) Prothome Khulbo, Tarpor Tipbo, Tarpor Lagabo, Tarpor Bitore Dukabo, Tarpor Gosagosi Korbo, Tarpor Sada Gulu Felbo, Hoye Gelo Sundor Dat Brush.
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7 ) Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache- Na.Porokriya Koren-Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.
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8 ) Jokhun Tumar Lichu Lichu, Tokhun Vabo Koto Kichu. Jokhun Tumar Aam Aam, Tokhun Tumar Koto Dam. Jokhun Tumar Dab Dab, Tokhun Tumar Koto Vab. Jokhun Tumar Jhuila Geche, Tokhun Tumai Shobai Vuila Geche..!!
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9 ) Rimi Cha Khabe Dudh Nai Tai Se Ghore Gelo Jama Khullo Tarpor Pant Khullo___ Kapor Change Kore Bazare Gelo Dudh Kinte...ha,ha,ha,ha..!!
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10 ) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta-ghate jam hoto na.
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11 ) Wife:Rate Shomosto kapor chupor khule tar Husband ke bollo jano Ekhon ki korte hobe. Husband:Tor Gusti kilaie Ami Ekhon Tor kapor chupor Dhuite Parbona.
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12 ) Buse 1Girl er Buk 1Boy Gaye Ghosa Kasse Cheleta Sojjo Korte Na Pere , Boy: Ai J Miss Apner Apple Gulo Amak Lagcheto. Girl: Apple Amar, Apner Somossa ki? Boy: Apple Apner Thik Ache But Juisto Amr ber hosse.!
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13 ) Ajob to! Obak Kora Bapar 2mi Ki Always Pregnant Thako Naki?.... Jokhone Sms Kori Tokhone Delivery Report Aase...!!
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Likes : 57,Length : 114,Added : 27 Feb 2015 at 14:42

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14 ) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!
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15 ) 1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay.
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16 ) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.
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17 ) Boy:Boloto Dudh er Opure ki thake. Girl:shuvvo kothakar. Boy:keno tumi ki janona Dudh er Opore Shoar thake. Girl:I am Sorry!!!
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18 ) Teacher:Ei chele tomar sobcheye Prio jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse.
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19 ) Girl:Boloto Biyer pore chelera sukiye jai keno. Boy:keno? Girl:Emnitei bollam. Boy:Pore bolbo. Girl:Please Ekhoni bolo. Boy:Biyer Rat theke suru kore Chelera jhogra korte korte Sukiye jay. Girl:ki bolle. . . . . . ?
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20 ) Boy:Boloto panir Opor name ki? Girl:Jibon. Boy:ki vabe bujle tumi? Girl helera pani diyeito jibon gore. Boy:Right. . . . !
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21 ) Boy:Madum apnar kapur tulun. Girl:keno? Boy:Tester dhukabo. Girl:Mane? Boy pnake bolsi apnar Vidduit er Miter er opurer kapor tulte. Girl: Ok Tulsy. Boy pni vebesilen ki? Girl: Aitaie. Boy:Thank you?
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22 ) Boltu:Pinkey tomar akti nak ache duti thoth ache duti chokh ache duti kan ache duti pa ache duti hat ache & R duti jinish ache bolte paro ki? Pinkey:Na. Boltu atle Nore Chore. Pinkey hokher duti pata. Boltu:Right? Apnara vebesilen ki bolben?
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Likes : 32,Length : 245,Added : 27 Feb 2015 at 14:40

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23 ) Class-e sir er pent er chain khola dekhe meyera mucki mucki haste laglo.(sir na buje bollo)beshi hasle ber kore khara kore rakhbo.
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24 ) Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkey:Pore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey k bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . . ?
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25 ) Q: kokhon apni bujhben je apni boro hoe gechen? Ans: jokhon apni nijer pant nije kachte jaben.
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26 ) Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,Girl:ulta palta kicu korbena to?Boy:Kosom kore bolci kicu korbona.Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?
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27 ) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What?Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry
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28 ) Mofiz:Boloto Meyeder Short poshakh dekhle cheleder kon jinish ta khara hoye jai. Tuni heleder shorirer lom khara hoye jai. Mofiz:Meyeder short poshak dekhle cheleder ki gorom hoye jai. Tuni:Keno tumi ki janona Matha gorom hoye jai.
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29 ) Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?
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30 ) Girl:ki holo tumi sudhu amar gaal & chokhe e chumu diso keno. Boy:Tomar gaal & chokh Boi er Moto ty ami tomar gaal e & chokhe chumu dei. Girl:Nicher Liebreary te agun lagche R tumi boi niye besto.
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31 ) Sasuri:Ki Hoyece Bow Ma, 2mi Shari, Petikot Khule Chular Upore Dariye Aco Kno? Bow: Ma Ami Apnar Cheler Rater Khabar Gorom Kortechi.
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32 ) Rastar dhare shami and istiry dujone mile ak sathe kherer pala ditese,akjun loc rasta diye jaitase ar oderke boltase ke bore ato din dhore korteso akhono peti hoiny
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33 ) Akta meye chador chapa die sue ache. Ete moja nei. Sudhu akta word add kore dilei ful masti. Sentence ta holo erom,"akta meye sudhu akta chador chapa die sue ache"..hasso mat.
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34 ) Goto rate 2make sopno dekhlam,Khub kharap laglo.Dekhi 2mi ulongo hoye rasta diye dourasso,,,, 2mar ai obostha dekhe rastar 1ta kukur hastece,Ami ota k bollam"Tui hashsish keno? Kukur uttor dilo,Vaijan,Ai prothom dekhlam jar lez shamne diye jhulse..!
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35 ) Boy:Boloto Meyeder kon jaigay hat dile veja lage.Girl:Naker vitore.Boy orur ache charta kintu tomar ache Duita ki jinish seta.Girl uita pa.Boy:Right. . . . !
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36 ) Mohila:Baba amra apnar Majare asci amar samir Onnoti hoina keno? Baba:Shob e hoibo ami ja boli ta korte hobe.Mohila:ki korte hobe.Baba:Tomar samike Enesho.Mohila:Baba Na.Baba:Tar hat er Rekha dekhte hobe.Mohila:Ekhon upay ki? Baba:Tomar blause kholo.Mohila:keno? Baba:Tomar shamir hater Rekha dekhbo.
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37 ) Medam : bontu transperent er 1ta example boloto? Bontu : medam apnar sharir vitor diye BRA dekha jacche? Medam rege giye : 2mar lojja sorom ki kichui nai? Bontu : apnar BRA dekha jacche tai bollam.
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38 ) Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay. Sir:Right
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39 ) Boy: kacha moric jal, tometo lal, chelera valobashe meyeder gal. Girl:ful dio, koli dio,kata dio na.aste kore kiss dio. kamor dio na.
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40 ) Shami and Stree Rate ak sathe suye ache.Stree i jan tumi amake Emon kichu koro jate ami uttejito hoye ghame vije jai.Shami:Uthe R deri na kore Fan er switch off kore dilo.
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2) Meye: Ei shuno Jan oita uthao Na. Chele: Konta ?? Meye: Tumi Kuno Kichu Bujho Na. Kontar Kotha Bolchi ? Chele: Ami Asholei Bujhtachi Na. Tumi Kon Jinish Ta uthate Boltacho. Meye: Shuno Ami Ar Parchi na. Plz Uthao. Chele: Khoole Boloto Kun Jinishta Uthabo ? Meye: Ken tumi dekhte parcho na tomar taka pore geche. Ami setai bolchi.

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3) Ak unmarried Meyer pete baccha hoye geche. Baba:Rege khomosh!!! Kon haram jadar kaj Eta. Meye:Missed call to sobai Marche karta je Receive hoye geche kivabe komo.

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4) FuL Sojja Rate Ak Gucco FuL Hate, Sami Bow K BoLe, Amar Jibone Tumi 1st, Tomar Jibone O ki Tai Bow Hese Koy, R ParciNa Guru, Sei Class 5 Theke Suru.

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5) Baba tar cheleke 10 tk hate diye bole- Baba: ai nao 10 tk ami j buyar sathe suyechi a kothata 2mar ammu k bolbana.... Chele: Baba 2mi onek kiptha Ma jokhon amader daroyaner sathe ghumay tokhon amake 100 tk dey...!!

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6) Boy:- How older u? Girl:- 20years.u? Boy:-20years. Lets go to bed for 20-20 match.

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7) GIRL>Ah aste lagse to. BOY>r ektukani. GIRL>r parchi na.BOY>akoni duke jabe.GIRL>Uff ki tight.BOY>bhoy nei duke jabe.GIRL>Amar to kosto hosse.BOY>kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe.GIRL>plz ami r parchina.BOY>dur 2mar churi 2mi poro

8) DADU GALO CHOMKE !!! PARA GALO THOMKE !!! MATHA GELO BOMKE !!! KI DEKHE VAI ??? ARE DIDA ABAR PRGT HOYECHE TAI....

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9) Ak meye aka genjee gay diye rastay ber holo.kichu khon pore ak chele tar dike takiye roilo karon holo genjeer upore garir sobiwala genjee.Meye gari dekhoni konodin.Chele eto sundor gari dekhechi kinto etto boro speed breaker dekhi nai.

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10) Maniker Bow Manik Ke Bolce-Paser Falater Abul Ke Dakho Sa Tar Bow Ke Sob Somoy Kiss Kore,2mi Korte Paro Na?Manik Uttore Bollo,Bisshas Koro Ami Onek Chasta Korcilam-Kintu Sali Amare Thapor Marce.Bow Ki?

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11) Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

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12) Sokal 12ta Baje Basor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hocena-Baba Cintito,Dakteo Pace Na Lojay.Choto Cele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakcis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kace Bajlin Chye Nilo,Kintu Baba Sokale Uthe Dekhe Bajliner Jaygay Bajlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis.

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13) 3 Ta Choto Choto Bacha,Paser Jatri Agrohi Hoye Bollen,Apni Ki Koren? Ami Kondom sells Man.O Acha Acha Khub Valo,To Chele Meye Gulo To Apnar Naki?Na Amr Na, Ta Hole?Bodro Lok O Gulo Castomar complient.

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14) 1 Jon Meye Private Car Lift Nilo,Car E Onek Mal Cilo Jayga Cilo Na,Tai Meye Cheletar Cole Boslo,Meye 10 Minet Por Bollo-Apni Ki Electrical Engineener,Chele- Apni Ki Kore Bujlen,Na Mane Apnar Tawar Chasta Korce Amr Network Hin Jaygay Network Is Thapon Korte.

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15) Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

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16) Boy:Suite hobe tomar.Girl:Na Na Na ami suite parbona and diteo debona.Boy:Aj tomake ditei hobe.Girl:Ok bt beta jeno na pai.Boy:Kapur tulo.Girl:O Ma ami sesh.Boy:ki jonno j doctor holam injection sojjo korte parena.

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17) Boy:Jan emon ekta jinish jete 6 inchee lomba tomay ami dile tumi aram peye jothasthane dukiye rakhbe R bolbe aro dao ki jinish seta.Girl:Ja eto lojjar kotha ami bolte parbona.Boy:ki lojja 1000 tkr Note ta tumi kothay lukiye rakhte bolo. . .

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18) Sir-R-Student rasta diye hete jaitesilo hotath rastar Majhe Duita dog yea kortesilo.Student-Sir tara ektar opure R ekta othse keno.Sir ektay R ektake Chupe Chupe sahosh dicche.Student apnar meyeke sahosh dile sudhu kanna kore.

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19) Preamik:jan az ke khub voyanok akta sopno dekhesi sudhu tumi R ami.Preamike:bolona plz.Preamik:Rate dekhi tumi R ami sara din ghorar garite bose bose puro dhakar shohor ghurlam.Preamika:Tar pore ki korle.Preamik:Sokale ghum theke othe dekhi porone lungee nai . . . .?

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20) Ekhon Govir RaT..Ammo Basay Nei.. Ei Sujoge Tumi Ese Amake Kiss Korle.. Ami Badha Dia Rokkha Pelam Na.. Jodi Ammo Basay Thakto Tahole Thappor Dia Mosa ta Mere Felto..

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21) Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !

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22) Prothome Khulbo, Tarpor Tipbo, Tarpor Lagabo, Tarpor Bitore Dukabo, Tarpor Gosagosi Korbo, Tarpor Sada Gulu Felbo, Hoye Gelo Sundor Dat Brush.

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23) Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren-Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.

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24) Jokhun Tumar Lichu Lichu, Tokhun Vabo Koto Kichu. Jokhun Tumar Aam Aam, Tokhun Tumar Koto Dam. Jokhun Tumar Dab Dab, Tokhun Tumar Koto Vab. Jokhun Tumar Jhuila Geche, Tokhun Tumai Shobai Vuila Geche..!!

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25) Rimi Cha Khabe Dudh Nai Tai Se Ghore Gelo Jama Khullo Tarpor Pant Khullo___ Kapor Change Kore Bazare Gelo Dudh Kinte...ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

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26) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta-ghate jam hoto na.

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27) Wife:Rate Shomosto kapor chupor khule tar Husband ke bollo jano Ekhon ki korte hobe. Husband:Tor Gusti kilaie Ami Ekhon Tor kapor chupor Dhuite Parbona.

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28) Buse 1Girl er Buk 1Boy Gaye Ghosa Kasse Cheleta Sojjo Korte Na Pere , Boy: Ai J Miss Apner Apple Gulo Amak Lagcheto. Girl: Apple Amar, Apner Somossa ki? Boy: Apple Apner Thik Ache But Juisto Amr ber hosse.!

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29) Girl:Oh oh oh aste aste please ber koro tara tari. Boy:Ai to aste Nora Chora korona ber kore felsi. Girl:R Kotokhon khub betha paitesi. Boy:Aito sona ber hoye geche. Girl:Eto boro. Boy:Ai kata tie tomar paye dhukchilo.

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30) Ajob to! Obak Kora Bapar 2mi Ki Always Pregnant Thako Naki?.... Jokhone Sms Kori Tokhone Delivery Report Aase...!!

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31) Ak Bondhu:Kire Aj Na Tor Biye.2iteo Bondhu:Ar Bolisna Biye Venge Gache.Pothom Bondhu: Kn Ki Hoyche.Diteo Bondhu:Mosha Merecilam.Pothom Bondhu:Mosha Marle Buji Biye Venge Jay.Diteo Bondhu: Haa Karon Moshata Bose Cilo Amr Hobu Salir Buker Opur.

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32) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

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33) 1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay.

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34) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

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